Coldplay are butt of Alan Carr’s jokes at Q Awards

Check what Alan Carr have to say about Coldplay.

Keira Knightley, Coldplay and Peaches Geldof were among the celebrities who were the butt of Alan Carr’s jokes at the Q Awards ceremony.

The comedian, who hosted the bash, said of Chris Martin and his bandmates: “Coldplay are more rock and roll than you think. You should have seen the state of their suite. Have you tried getting tofu out of their sheets?”

Of Keira, he said she had been sunbathing on Highgate Hill but was “so pale and thin, she’d only been stretched out for five minutes when Amy Winehouse snorted her”.

Of Madonna, he added that her “lip-synching had been word-perfect” and Continue reading